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leeriverofwordsjordan: "If you were Clark Kent, what would you do right now?"

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"Probably some paperwork, since there’s no giant monster running around."


sentence meme [pushing daisies]

clonewrites:

  • "Are you stuck?"
  • "That wasn’t the truth bus, that was the bitchy cross town express."
  • "I’m Superman."
  • "I’ve lost my train of thought."
  • "Dead people don’t talk. Usually."
  • "Don’t make me cut a bitch."
  • "Go clean yourself up, you look like crap."
  • "I brought you a pie."
  • "I don’t do loose."
  • "Why love something?"
  • "I’m gonna get fat, aren’t I?"
  • "I have to hate you a little while, just a little while."
  • "That would’ve been weird, if not actively traumatic."
  • "I’ve got a finger faster than a speeding bullet."
  • "Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?"
  • "Just wanted to try it on before I gave it back."
  • "I really wanna kiss you now."
  • "You could do with loosening up a bit."
  • "I feel excitement is so much better than a lot of things."
  • "Well, that’s just downright craptastic."
  • "You hide booze in your Bible?"
  • "Jackass is as good a word as any."
  • "You can’t just leave."
  • "I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food."
  • "If I could breathe, I would vomit."
  • "Would you like a piece of pie?"
  • "I think it’s brave to try to be happy."
  • "Oh, hell no!"
  • "Ooh I just got all tingly, and not just in the nether regions."
  • "If you were Clark Kent, what would you do right now?"
  • "How can you start again with someone who only knows who you were before?"
  • "I just want you to be happy."
  • "But do you hate me?"
  • "Is it vodka?"
  • "Please take that away."
  • "I’m not gonna pretend to be something I’m not. (It’s stressful.)"
  • "I was being selfish."
  • "What do you need to be happy?"
  • "I’m not a fan of the hug."
  • "I think you should probably just go."

(via russianonzebridge)


Send “Will you be quiet now?” For my muses reactions to yours pushing them against a wall and kissing them

clinty-barton-rp:

Bonus Points if our muses are enemies.

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hoganddice:

coffeeandcockatiels:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

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#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

YOU’RE NOT MILKING THE BEES FOR THE HONEY
YOU’RE NOT EVEN HURTING THEM
OR THEIR HOME
FUCK, PEOPLE…

HUMAN BEINGS EATING HONEY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS PREVENTING BEE EXTINCTION 

hoganddice:

coffeeandcockatiels:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source

Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

YOU’RE NOT MILKING THE BEES FOR THE HONEY

YOU’RE NOT EVEN HURTING THEM

OR THEIR HOME

FUCK, PEOPLE…

HUMAN BEINGS EATING HONEY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS PREVENTING BEE EXTINCTION 

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Sexual Orientation:

alltheseshipsnotenoughdip:

Minho breathing.

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Send my muse a yes/no question, and they’re only allowed to respond with yes or no.

(Source: virtuesvael, via bluemountainbofur)


plztommyplz:

they call me Tom

they call me Tommy

they call me shank

they call me shuck-face

that’s not my name

that’s not my name

that’s not my name

that’s not my name

(it’s stephen or some shit)

(via itsabloodygurl)


cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(via immunho)


And with that ladies & gents I’m off to bed.

Goodnight~!


leeriverofwordsjordan: "At least you had good intentions."

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  “He smashed my ice cream cone!
      He had to go to the block pit.”


WHEN I SAID I WAS GOING TO STOP READING AND GO TO BED AT 2 AM

dukeofbookingham:

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Send ✿ for my muse’s reaction of yours showing up at my doorstep with flowers.

rpmemesguys:

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'Mulan' quote starters


And I’m so excited and I’m so happy for the future and I hope that you believe in me the same way that I believe in what we’re doing here and the good that we’re spreading across the world. So thank you all so much and thank you so much.

(Source: kierenwelkar, via bones-ad-libitum)